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>> Wednesday, April 25, 2012

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Posted: 25 Apr 2012 11:36 AM PDT

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the.. wah wah .. wah wah..

(Awaaz aayi)Kya barkhurdaar .. julfo mein jue hai kya..jo kho gaye

Nahi.. Ama zara gor farmayega..

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the.. wah wah .. wah wah..

Door se dekha to hum unki zulfo mein khoye the..

Aur pas aa kar dekha to Sardarji baal dhoye bethe the..

Secret of Sholey

Posted: 25 Apr 2012 11:11 AM PDT

Gabbar ne Sholey film me thakur ke hath kyu kate the?? . . .. . . . . .. . Kyunki: Thakur Gabbar ko SMS nahi karta tha.. Baki samajdar ko ishara kafi hai.

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>> Tuesday, April 17, 2012

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Really funny jokes-Anything for wife?
One line jokes-Hotel
Funny jokes-Best friend fooling around

Really funny jokes-Anything for wife?

Posted: 17 Apr 2012 12:01 AM PDT

"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.

"No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be all."

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked.

"Yeah! That's a good idea," the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard."

One line jokes-Hotel

Posted: 17 Apr 2012 12:01 AM PDT

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

Funny jokes-Best friend fooling around

Posted: 17 Apr 2012 12:52 AM PDT

One day Dean came home from his office and the first thing he did was to shoot his dog. Martin, his neighbor and friend saw this and asked the reason.

Dean said: "An unknown person called my office and informed me that my best friend was fooling around with my wife."

Martin was mighty relieved.

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>> Monday, April 16, 2012

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Hilarious jokes-Lawyer's advice

Posted: 16 Apr 2012 12:01 AM PDT

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 .

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>> Sunday, April 15, 2012

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Really funny jokes-Native language

Posted: 15 Apr 2012 12:02 AM PDT

Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a group of natives.

"Greetings! How is it going?" says the visiting anthropologist.

"Wonderful!" says the other, "I have discovered an important fact about the local language! Watch!"

He points at a palm tree and says, "what is that?"
The natives, in unison, say "Umbalo-gong!"
He then points at a rock and says, "and that?"
The natives again intone "Umbalo-gong!"

"You see!", says the beaming anthropologist, "They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for 'palm tree'!"

"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished visiting anthropologist, "On the other island, the same word means 'index finger'!"

Clean jokes-Caesar to Cleopatra

Posted: 15 Apr 2012 12:01 AM PDT

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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>> Saturday, April 14, 2012

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Hilarious jokes-The linguist

Posted: 14 Apr 2012 12:01 AM PDT

The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed.

He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised."

She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."