Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Mr. Jay Leno of the Tonight Show

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT

When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians some science questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about the universe:

Jay Leno: "Why does dew appear on plants in the morning when the Sun comes up?"
A waitress: "Is it because the Sun makes them perspire?"

Jay Leno: "Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?"
An auto mechanic: "To get to the other side?"

Jay Leno: What are magnets?"
A taxi driver: "Are they the things crawling over a week-old dead cat?"

Jay Leno: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?"
A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."

Clean jokes-American colonists

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

Liberty!

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TET Result 2011 Online Counselling Process
Cameroon GCE ORDINARY LEVELS RESULTS 2011
Cameroon GCE 2011 RESULT Advanced Level www.camgceb.org at www.moe.et

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Posted: 30 Jul 2011 12:00 AM PDT

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TET Result 2011 Online Counselling Process

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 10:17 PM PDT

Here is update on tet exam result 2011 from Gujarat State Examination Board. The t.e.t result 2011 declared online, TET Results update, TET Gujarat Results declared.

Gujarat Education Board took the TET Test on 12th June for secondary teachers in Gujarat state board.

TET Result can be checked at http://ojas.guj.nic.in/, www.tet result.com, This is the main official site you can check for your Gujarat TET Result, Time Table, Date Sheet, Application Form, and counselling process.

Also apply for Teacher Eligibility Test for Social Science Teacher, last date 6th August, Helpline number - 1800 233 7963

Cameroon GCE ORDINARY LEVELS RESULTS 2011

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 09:19 AM PDT

Here is update of GCE 2011 RESULT O/L FROM THE BOARD. The Internal and external candidates for the 2011 General Certificate of Education (GCE) written session held on monday, May 30, 2011.
Cameroon board declared G.C.E. 2010 O LEVEL RESULTS. GCE ORDINARY Level RESULTS OF SUCCESSFUL cameroon gce results 2011.
cameroon gce results 2011 www.moe.et, gce board advanced and ordinary level.
resultats du gce ordinary level 2011.
GCE cameroon 29 july 2011 updates from following websites

Cameroon GCE Board schools include
FBC Nkongsamba
SHC Mankon
SAMS Kitiwum
SWC Fontem
GSS Bafia
OLLSS Mankon

CCASS Kumba- Cameroon College Of Arts And Science-kumba,
PCHS Bamenda- P.C.H.S Bamenda PCHS bamenda Cameroon,
CCAST Bambili-CAMEROON COLLEGE OF ARTS, SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY, at ccastbambili.com/
GBHS Kumbo, www.gbhslimbe.com,
GBHS Bamenda, GBHS Ndop, GBHS Buea- Government High School Buea, and BGS Molyko- www.gbhstiko.com

Contact Detail Cameroon GCe Board:

Tel: + 237 33 32 27 79
Mobile:+ 237 75 53 34 34
contact Cameroon GCE Board
PMB 10000, Buea
Fako Division
South West Region
Cameroon
Tel:+237 33 32 21 12 OR +237 77 93 42 12 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting +237 77 93 42 12
2010 G.C.E CAMEROON center and order of merit;
Cameroon Gce Results 2010 And Centers In Order Of Merit Center Number 1075 Ordinary Levels

O/L Centre Number: 1508 ETOUG-EBE EXTERNAL 2
O/L Centre Number: 1507 GOVERNMENT SECONDARY SCHOOL; KONENE BUM
O/L Centre Number: 1506 COLLEGE BILINGUE TCHAMFORI; BAFANG
O/L Centre Number: 1505 GOVERNMENT BILINGUAL HIGH SCHOOL LOGPOM II; DOUALA
O/L Centre Number: 1504 GOVERNMENT SECONDARY SCHOOL; KURUBEI BATIBO
O/L Centre Number: 1503 DOWN TOWN BAMENDA EXTERNAL
O/L Centre Number: 1502 MBATU EXTERNAL
O/L Centre Number: 1500 ST JOSEPH COMPREHENSIVE HIGH SCHOOL MAMBU BAFUT
O/L Centre Number: 1499 FULL GOSPEL COMPREHENSIVE HIGH SCHOOL; MUYUKA
O/L Centre Number: 1498 COLLEGE LETOILE; LOGPOM – DOUALA 5EME

cameroon general certificate examination results for 2010. Cameroon GCE Results 2011 2012. Get the latest information's about Cameroon GCE Results 2011 here. Do You Want Cameroon GCE Results 2011 2012? Do You Want GCE Board Advanced Level Result?

Cameroon GCE 2011 RESULT Advanced Level www.camgceb.org at www.moe.et

Posted: 29 Jul 2011 08:28 AM PDT

Here is update of GCE 2011 RESULT A/L FROM THE BOARD. The Internal and external candidates for the 2011 General Certificate of Education (GCE) written session held on monday, May 30, 2011.
Cameroon board declared G.C.E. 2010 A LEVEL RESULTS. GCE Advanced Level and GCE Ordinary Level. RESULTS OF SUCCESSFUL cameroon gce results 2011.
cameroon gce results 2011 www.moe.et, gce board advanced and ordinary level.
resultats du gce ordinary level 2011.
GCE cameroon 29 july 2011 updates from following websites

Contact Detail Cameroon GCe Board:

Tel: + 237 33 32 27 79
Mobile:+ 237 75 53 34 34
contact Cameroon GCE Board
PMB 10000, Buea
Fako Division
South West Region
Cameroon
Tel:+237 33 32 21 12 OR +237 77 93 42 12 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting +237 77 93 42 12
Gce A Level Results 2010 Cameroon | Center And Order Of Merit | Cameroon GCE Advanced Level Results
ie results that were published today Friday, according to the center and order of merit.

A/L Centre Number: 1503 DOWN TOWN BAMENDA EXTERNAL
A/L Centre Number: 1500 ST JOSEPH COMPREHENSIVE HIGH SCHOOL MAMBU BAFUT
A/L Centre Number: 1499 FULL GOSPEL COMPREHENSIVE HIGH SCHOOL; MUYUKA
A/L Centre Number: 1491 COMPLEX SCOLAIRE PRIVE LAIC BILINGUE "EMMAUS" MENDONG YAOUNDE
A/L Centre Number: 1485 HOLY INFANT HIGH SCHOOL YAOUNDE
A/L Centre Number: 1464 GOVERNMENT HIGH SCHOOL; BABA I NDOP
A/L Centre Number: 1461 COMPLEXE POLYTECHNIQUE BILINGUE PRIVE; LAIC TAMA BAFOUSSAM
A/L Centre Number: 1454 UNIC SECONDARY SCHOOL; LIMBE
A/L Centre Number: 1452 SURE FOUNDATION COMPREHENSIVE COLLEGE; TIKO
A/L Centre Number: 1448 BONABERI EXTERNAL