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Posted: 31 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained,
"That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her."
A little later on, they saw horses.
The Grandpa said,
"That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too."
That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said,
"Will you please serve the turkey?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled,
"If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!"

Adult jokes-Woodpecker

Posted: 31 Dec 2009 12:02 AM PST

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'I'm-peckable' (a term woodpeckers like to use).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'I'm-peckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Short funny jokes-Witnesses

Posted: 31 Dec 2009 12:01 AM PST

Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all witnesses.

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Boiled Babies for Soup? (Let's Stop This!)

Posted: 30 Dec 2009 10:14 AM PST

I'd like to start by saying this is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen and I advise you to stick to the text if you have a sensitive stomach. Believe it or not there are indeed creatures out there who eat babies, and they are called humans. That's right people like you and me, who believe consuming a bowl of boiled baby soup increases potency and stamina.

Rumors about Baby Soup have been circulating around China for a while, but the shocking proof came when a reporter decided to go undercover and see it with his own eyes. "Spare Rib Soup", as it is commonly referred to, is not on a regular menu and people have to wait until a baby is available…for cooking. The Chinese reporter, for example, had to wait two weeks until a couple who had aborted their child, sold it to the restaurant. They already had two girls and when they learned their third offspring was again a girl, they decided to terminate their pregnancy and make some money.

Now a restaurant in Canton, China, is serving Spare Rib Soup as a delicacy. The baby is boiled together with pieces of chicken and expensive herbs, that consumers swear by. A client said he is 62-years-old while his wife is just 19, and thanks to the Baby Soup, they have sex every day.

A bowl of Spare Rib Soup costs around 4,000 yuan (around $600). The unborn babies cost ,2000 yuan if they are close to term and only a few hundred yuan if they are aborted sooner. Even the placenta can be sold for about $30.

Come on people, pass this post to everyone you no, to lend a hand of protest against these. We are Humans, and we still believe in humanity. This had been the most hurting thing, I have seen in 2009, or rather in the whole decade to pass in a day. Shame on Us :(

News Source: odditycentral.com

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Neha Dalvi - New Face of Mumbai

Posted: 30 Dec 2009 09:29 AM PST

Neha Dalvi a new beauty face from Mumbai, India. Neha Dalvi is ready to compete in Miss India 2010? Now she is compared with her beauty and attire with Miss World 1994 Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.

Neha Dalvi has done many endorsement with many brands. She has won many best female model awards in many colleges. She will be seen in her forth coming Bollywood Movies with big banners. Neha Dalvi is seen in the famous hoarding of Seasons Saree showroom which was a hit all over. So now here are 9 gorgeous pics from her exclusive photoshoot, right here with us at emailbookmarking blog. Enjoy!!