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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Same bed

Posted: 21 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT


An older couple was asking for a room with a king, queen or double bed.
The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.
Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years."
"Could you possibly put them close together?" the wife asked.
Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic."
Then the woman finished her request with, "Because if he snores, I want him close enough to be able to punch him."

Clean jokes-Great writer

Posted: 21 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Adult jokes-Marriage counselor

Posted: 21 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Braisco goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My marriage isn't as much fun as it used to be. My wife is always tired".
The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy sex?
"As much as the next fellow" replied Braisco.
The counselor says, "Maybe between you and the next fellow, she's exhausted"

Posted by madhu at 5:22 AM

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